Slowly getting climbing calluses back
Raise a glass to the callus hand.
Bedhead - Bedside Table
I’m really upset that no one told me to listen to this band earlier in my life.
The girls won’t touch me
Cos I’ve got a misdirection
Living at night isn’t helping my complexion
The signs all saying it’s a social infection
A little bit of fun’s never been an insurrection
AND THE WORKWEEK COMES TO AN END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
a bottle of rye with my name on it.
I am checking out. Friday and I are done professionally.
"I will kill you." (taking to a cable)
"They can wait." (to everyone)
"I dunno, it is working fine now."
"There is no possible way that could happen!" (it happens anyways)
"I swear to god I am not bullshitting you. Just reboot it."
"If you break this again, I am going home." (to intern)