February 2012
I could fit if I didn't have these damn arms!
Slurm Factory
we are watching this episode now and all i want is to drink Mountain Dew till I vomit.
jess
is CALLING to find the lottery numbers!!!
HAHAHAHAH
what a sexy jerk
she is reading this….
i take it all ba—-
she hit me!
……………………………………..
sometimes
at work i talk like slurms mckenzie.
“this needs to be done today.”
“wiggity wam wam wuzzle!”
“………..”
“ok.”
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liquidiousfleshbag replied to your photo: beard is gettin good.
you could hide half of a turkey in there
3/4ths actually
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NRO's 50 Most Conservative Songs list is... →
cosmicnavel:
Including such notably conservative bands as the Sex Pistols and the Clash.
hahaha
Fat Local Batman Wins Contest
R.I.P. Whitney Houston →
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matt-t replied to your post: What is your opinion on dill pickle flavored potato chips?
what about fried pickles?
totally fantastic. i like them better when they slice it up in chip form vs the long spears.
corona--graminea asked: What is your opinion on dill pickle flavored potato chips?
Bad joke of the day
Did you hear about the red and blue planes that crashed into that island? The passengers were left totally marooned!
submitted by Chrosfrod
doowopapocalypse asked: Best tasting pickled vegetable?
In our sun-down perambulations, of late, through the outer parts of Brooklyn, we...
– Walt Whitman
whistles sad globetrotter theme
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everets:
All I ever think about is boobs and dying.
and
butts
records
(comic) books
food
The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and...
I got a baggie of massage oil.
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liquidiousfleshbag replied to your post: Tumblr, what is the best episode of Futurama?
MARS UNIVERSITY
ROBOT HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tumblr, what is the best episode of Futurama?
The one where Fry gets worms is pretty great.
Amazon Women?
Where time skips forward?
When Fry becomes his own Grandpa?
Jurassic Bark?
All the other ones?
Is there anything in the world better than...
corpsepose:
NOPE.
showerwhiskey
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I wanna take you out to a show. I wanna kiss you...
this is the best thing, right? right.
doowopapocalypse asked: Super Friends or Wacky Races?
doowopapocalypse asked: lion-o or he-man?
Craigslist:The place to satisfy all your deviant...
bad joke of the day
Did you hear about the new restaurant that opened on the moon? Great food, but no atmosphere.