February 2010
things not to say
to a girl or woman.
“girl, you are tighter than a newborn baby.”
(please note this was used during a massage and not the sexin)
Another story.
kingofalldetectives:
We went to look at liquor and discuss plans at the grocery store. When we were in the liquor section I noticed this guy was following us. It was a bit creepy, so I decided to walk a little over towards where all the beer was. Then the dude comes up to us and points at some bottles of Coors Light and said “This is what it’s all about”. My friend made this disgusted face, I...
January 2010
oddheart:
Asobi Seksu - Then He Kissed Me
love...
Black
Every time I see a picture of Frank Black I think, “Hey, it’s Frances from Pee Wee’s Big Adventure all grown up.”
Black Axis Abraxas
everythingsucked:
You need this for the following reasons.
-It kicks ass. -It kicks ass. -It’s very heavy. -It will ruin your day… In a good way. -It kicks ass. -There’s a woman drummer, we need to encourage diversity in doom stoner/doom metal (whatever you want to call it). -It will make your ears bleed if played at the proper volume, and that’s never a bad thing. -It kicks ass. -Very very...
nyctaper Mission of Burma: January 29, 2010 Bowery... →
boatzone3:
Ahem.
hermit
the cunts upstairs are having a party. i can hear every pointed heel clack from every step. i can hear conversations, it seems Emily wants to fuck Tyler tonight. i am pretty sure the bedroom is above me. $40 says Emily isn’t going to get any.
siberia:
nickdrake: New Order - Ceremony...
Snow Storm Essentials:
gunstreetgirl:
a huge pot of homemade chili
a six pack of good beer
lots of whiskey
tons and tons of books
tons and tons of boobs. my brain only sees what it wants.
the world is a vampire
the office again has decided to listen to vampire weekend. i told myself i should keep my mouth shut, BUT Oxford Comma sounds an awful lot like Tom Petty’s Don’t Do Me Like That
this will be my last comment on the matter.
Leno.
He also responded to the perception that he stole Conan’s job. “It all comes down to numbers in show business,” he said. “This is almost the perfect storm of bad things happening. You have two hit shows — Tonight Show No. 1 and Conan No. 1. You move them both to another situation. And what are the odds that both would do extremely poorly? If Conan’s numbers had been a...
howdowemakeitdie:
suicidewatch:
THIN LIZZY...
