March 2012
I Hope Rick Santorum finds out that Dane Cook is...
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Buzzzzzzzzz
matthewedwards:
abloodymess:
trimmed up the beard.
Feels good.
NEED TO DO THIS SOON
It is getting a bit unruly.
Yeah, I think I scared a few norms on the train today. So, I figured it was time.
Buzzzzzzzzz
trimmed up the beard.
Feels good.
I hope Rick Santorum
is jerking off, he is ALMOST there, almost to the best orgasm of his life, and all of sudden a memory of his mother floats into his mind and blows the whole thing for him.
February 2012
Man
today is turning out good for everyone.
Let’s keep it goin!
Did Anyone Else
want to walk to work today with their shirt off?
Was that just me?
Whatever, I whistled too.
(the wind wont bring me down either!)
Sorry Bluesman
Apparently those were the lyrics written by Howlin Wolf.
I am sorry Howlin Wolf.
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velvetant replied to your photo: The lyric sheet found in the rehearsal space. The…
cover song time!
yeah we quickly made up a version of what we thought it sounded like. it was hard not to giggle the whole time.
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aliealiealieee replied to your post: aliealiealieee replied to your photo: jamz I LOVE…
no we totally can i was just excited
hot. i get the front you get the back.
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aliealiealieee replied to your photo: jamz
I LOVE PART CHIMP OWEN
I hope we can love them together. There is plenty of room for both of us.
Pat Sajak is starting to look old!
there goes my cyborg theory.
doowopapocalypse asked: how is life?
Could
someone just find me the perfect new apartment, where I want it, for the right price, the right number of rooms, with heat included, a big bathtub included, go there, check it out for me, make sure the landlord isn’t a scuzz, fill out my application, give it to them, secure the apartment, pack up all my shit, hire movers, good movers that won’t break any of my records or things, have...
Bad Joke of the Day
told by my friend John this morning.
What do Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd have in common?
Their last big hit was the wall.
doyourwardance:
modernistwitch replied to your post: modernistwitch replied to your post: I’m using OK…
Christ. Unsurprised. I have shared this before but the best/worst OKC message I ever got was a kid from a couple states away (like, I think he was 18 or 19) that just wrote ‘hueg boobs’. And that was all.
*snort*
i now have a new stage name.